❓ "But is a camper uncomfortable?"
It’s as snug as a hug from a friend—tight but full of warmth. ❤️ And hey, have you ever slept with the sound of the sea as your lullaby? 🌊💤

❓ "What if it rains?" ☔
We’ll become chefs for the day! 👨‍🍳👩‍🍳 I’ll teach you how to make a killer caponata like my grandma used to, between laughs and a glass of wine. 🍷😂

❓ "What if I get hungry at midnight?" 🕛🍕
There’s always something tasty to munch on in the camper! 🍪 And if that’s not enough, I’ll teach you how to whip up a quick spaghetti that would make Gordon Ramsay jealous. 👨‍🍳🔥

❓ "What if I get lost during a hike?"😱
Don’t worry, I have a sixth sense for finding guests (and a whistle to call them). 📯 But usually, just follow the smell of boiling pasta to find your way back! 🍝👃

❓ "What if I can’t cook?" 🙈
No problem! This isn’t MasterChef, it’s Let’s Pretend We’re Chefs. 👩‍🍳 All you need is enthusiasm and a sharp fork. 🍴✨

❓ "Can I bring my favorite pillow?"💤
Of course! Even your childhood stuffed animal if it makes you feel at home. 🧸 Space is precious, but comfort is sacred. 🙏

❓ "What if I don’t like espresso?" ☕😱
Scandalous! Just kidding. 😜 We can make tea, cappuccino.... 🍵🍹 But if you change your mind, I’ll teach you to love Neapolitan coffee! ❤️

❓ "Is there Wi-Fi in the camper?" 📶
No Wi-Fi, but you can use my hotspot… in small doses! 🔥 Think of it like coffee: a quick boost, but don’t overdo it. ⚡ The best connection here is with nature! 🌿📵

❓ "What if I need a long, relaxing shower?" 🚿😌
The camper shower is like a good espresso: short but intense! ☕💦

❓ "Can I bring my dog/cat/iguana?" 🐶🐱🦎
Sorry, but pets aren’t allowed. 🚫 Space is limited, and I want all guests to feel comfortable. If you need tips for your furry (or scaly) friend while traveling, let me know! 😉

❓ "What if I want a guided city tour or to visit Vesuvius or an archaeological site?"🌋
If you’d like a professional guide for city tours, Vesuvius hikes, or archaeological visits, you’re free to book one! I’m not an official guide, but a friendly walker—I’ll happily join you, share tips, and geek out over these places. ❤️ If you prefer a pro, I can help you find the right one! 👍

❓ "What if I want to eat at a restaurant or grab pizza?" 🍕🍷
Absolutely! Even though we’ll cook together in the camper, you’re free to try local restaurants or pizzerias. I know some amazing spots for authentic Neapolitan pizza or Campania specialties. 😋 I’d love to give you recommendations!

❓ "What if I don’t speak Italian?"
No worries! My English is a mix of gestures, smiles, and made-up words. 😂 But if you want, I’ll teach you some useful phrases, like “Can I have another limoncello?” 🍋

❓ "What if I get carsick?" 🚗
Tell me right away—I’ve got natural remedies and alternative routes. 🌿

❓ "What should I bring?" 🎒
A soft backpack, comfy shoes, a flexible attitude, and a lot of laughter. 😆 I’ll handle the rest!

❓ "What if I fall in love with Campania and never want to leave?" 🌅❤️
Then I’ll adopt you! 😂 Jokes aside, it’s happened before… now one guest comes back every year for a “spiritual retreat” in the camper. 🚐✨